turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h:

some ppls urls r so stupid smh

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inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

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jesuschristvevo:

tamagucci

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

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