tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via wilsoncommasarah)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via wilsoncommasarah)

today this white guy tried to tell me about the men’s rights movement and i thought ‘that’s funny wasn’t that resolved in the bill of rights’

newsheriffbaby:

Is she dead?

She’s just gone

(via daryldixonlovesponies)

  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

(via wastedonregrets)

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

(Source: femper, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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